Chapter 1: Welcome to BetterMoolah

Welcome to BetterMoolah, your go-to publication for all things related to money-making. Our mission is to share the most insightful content regarding trickle-down economics. While many platforms discuss financial topics, we stand apart by focusing on achievable goals rather than chasing million-dollar dreams.

We aim to create a community for those who may not be making much but aspire for more—like an extra slice of cheese on their PB&J at the end of the month. Here, we gather like-minded hustlers (or grifters) who exchange advice on flipping items, reselling found treasures, and developing small-scale ventures that can grow into lucrative side hustles through the magic of compounding (or swindling, if you will).

Caution: Pyramid schemes are strictly off-limits (you know the rule about double negatives). Just a little humor there; our real focus is to help each other earn a bit more to make ends meet.

We are united against the one-percenters and capitalists who exploit us and our friends—when we could be doing it ourselves. Our approach? Engage in the system while subtly working to outsmart it. It's a clever strategy that proves effective.

Look at our politicians.

What we really seek is money.

If that’s not enough, we will also publish articles detailing ways to earn cash.

Chapter 2: Meet The Team

Smillew Rahcuef

I'm a bit too humble to share my story or link to my works, but trust that I’m dedicated to helping you refine your articles into something impactful.

Grandma Smillew

I'm just here for the complimentary hot cocoa.

Coach Smillew

Greetings, everyone! I’m thrilled to join this team! You’re all extraordinary, and I can’t wait to read and edit your contributions. YEE-HAW!

P.S. Don’t worry about checking out my articles; I’m still on my journey to monetization.

Chapter 3: Join BetterMoolah as a Writer

We offer two membership tiers: the 'losers' and the 'winners'.

To become a loser, simply comment on this article with your Medium username, and we’ll add you.

To elevate to the WINNER tier, send us money on Ko-fi, and you’ll receive an exclusive membership badge to our WINNER Elite Club. Additional perks include:

• A complimentary membership to the Top Hat Seminar for you and a guest.
• A 27% discount on all #SmillewCoins purchases (cashback options available).
• An autographed picture of Smillew’s favorite vintage toilet paper roll.

Formatting Guidelines

We don’t have the time to edit your articles for free. You have the freedom to choose your titles, subtitles, images, CTAs, and other elements that many other publications obsess over.

AI Writing

If you can get ChatGPT to craft an engaging article, you deserve all the accolades and reading time imaginable. From our experience, you might have better luck asking it for something else entirely.

Recommended Sister Publications

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Payment

We believe writers deserve compensation for their work; this way, they might remember their editors and drop something in the tip jar. Join the Medium Partner Program to monetize your writings. Use my referral link if you wish, though it’s not mandatory.

Tags

Feel free to tag your articles with any combination of words, including “Smillew,” for an extra boost of views (and 1.45 reads).

Final Thoughts

If you share our passion for money, this publication is right for you.

In closing, I toyed with the idea of copy-pasting the beginning of this article, but that felt too straightforward. Instead, I shuffled the words around! Here’s a fresh take:

"BetterMoolah welcomes those earning peanuts on their PB&J, aiming to publish helpful writing on trickle-down economics for individuals wanting more at month’s end."

TIME IS MONEY.

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